I used to be happy and lean
nowadays I feel flabby and mean
I’m sweaty and itchy
and often quite bitchy
without reason at all
I cringe and feel small
next I wail and complain
it drives me insane
must be hormones or not
and I see, that I’ve got
arms like wings wobbling around
and my breasts strive to the ground
oh, the perks of growing old
my face is hot, my feet are cold
my mood swings like my upper legs
I read this and think…yuck
menopause, you suck!
by Ariane Timm